There is, in my opinion, nothing funnier than something that claims to be utterly unique but is actually very ordinary. Especially if it’s coupled with an absolute sense of sincerity and an utter lack of awareness that anyone would find it amusing. Looking through the website for FDBK, I kept switching between laughing out loud
There are few things more funny than when two unrelated subjects share an acronym or initialism. For example, MLM can refer either to Men Loving Men (in a sexual/romantic way) or to Multi-Level Marketing (not *technically a pyramid scheme, but still a huge scam). The newest words to confuse people? “Ghost singles”. Anyone who is
I know that I’m not the only one who’s had to relocate recently. The pandemic has caused massive disruption, job losses, options to work remotely, fewer social opportunities and has just generally turned lives upside down. For those of us who are new in town, things can be a bit lonely. We’re far away from
There are a few things I look for in a prospective partner. They should be fun, intelligent and have a really nice pussy. No, no, I’m not being vulgar – I just want to date someone with a cat! Luckily for me, there are lots of cats in the world. In fact, nearly 43 million
Toffees are lovely. They’re sweet and delicious with a lovely texture. Of course, you wouldn’t want to eat more than one because then they’re sickly and sticky and unpleasant. So it’s perfectly fitting that the Toffee app sounds great at first but quickly becomes, well, gross. Toffee launched in the UK a few years ago and
Wedding season. According to most romcoms and sitcoms, it’s the time of year that single people hate the most, probably because their core premise is that if you don’t have a significant other, you must cry yourself to sleep every night, hugging a cat/tub of Ben and Jerry’s. In reality, of course, it’s an opportunity
There are a lot of great things about modern womanhood. Thanks to feminism, we don’t have to worry about chivalry, really, because we can buy our own meals and open our own doors. Sure, it’s useful if we’ve got our hands full, but to be honest, that applies to anyone, regardless of gender. Chivalry isn’t
There’s a funny parallel with dating. Dating as an individual can be quite competitive, as you attempt to make yourself seem more interesting, cool or beautiful to attract matches. The dating app industry is also, it seems, pretty cutthroat, as sites battle for users’ attention with new features, collaborations and gimmicks. Happn voice key features
Bumble and TikTok are coupling up! Unfortunately, it’s not so that they can fall in love, and we probably won’t see them grey haired and holding hands, surrounded by their grandchildren – but they hope that their pairing might help others to achieve the same thing. So let’s see what all of this is about.
There are a few things most people do but don’t admit to. A lot of people speed, jaywalk, check their ex’s Instagram, pee in the shower and have picked their nose in public once or twice. Popped an experimental finger up their asshole. Honked their own boob. Wanted to tell their friend that they’ve been
